Bad eggs

Image: Filomena Scalise / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

There was a woman called Jill Carter who used to come to my church.

When there was a bring-and-buy, she never brought anything. When there was a bake sale, she never baked anything. When there was a wake, she used to show up late and snaffle all the whiskey punch.

Meanest woman I ever did meet.

Of course one day, Father O’Reilly fronted her and the next time she came to a bake sale she brought a bundt cake that killed half the Simmons family with salmonella.

Sometimes you have to leave bad enough alone.

Image: Filomena Scalise / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

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