Smell the santorum

Over at Kathryn Jean’s House o’ Bug Crazy, the santorum is not only particularly frothy – it has sparkles in it.

My favorite moment on Hannity last night came during an interview with Sarah Palin: “If voters start shifting gears and deciding they want ideological consistency, then they’re going to start paying attention to say, Rick Santorum.”

I put the former senator and governor together in a column this week, as it happens. …

By the way: When Sean pressed her on whether or not she would be endorsing someone in the primaries, when it might matter to someone, she dismissed her influence at this point, calling herself a mere “pundit” whose endorsement wouldn’t amount to “a hill of beans.”

Jesus. Sarah Palin and Rick Santorum meeting at K-Lo’s place, to sup her bitter tea and nibble at her cupcakes of regret, is the kind of cosmic dumbness event that flattens small cities and makes the sunsets red for months.

God is not kind enough that he would grant me, before I conga from this vale of tears, the sight of Santorum on the convention stage clasping the hand of his Vice Presidential pick, Two Time Sarah.

A girl can dream.

[Image: The First Foolish Virgin – Martin Schongauer (c1430-1491)]

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6 Comments on “Smell the santorum”

  1. emcowtan says:

    Way to go pushing up the spreadingsantorum. com stats there Sarah. Four links in one post, gotta be a record. I clicked ’em all.

  2. I actually saw a bumper sticker this week that said “Cain/Palin.” Now that Palin is finally drifting from the spotlight your wet dream would be my worst nightmare. 😉

  3. Rich F. says:

    Knowing Palin, I don’t think “pundit” should be in quotations marks… it should be “pundint.” With the extra “N.”

  4. T_P_K says:

    Well, why indeed, has no one told me of your existence before?
    We’ve ensconced you on our blogroll where people like you belong,
    and we hope things are going as well as can be expected at Shady P.
    ;->

  5. heydave says:

    The boundaries of my personal little world would have to expand interdimensionally to permit a Santorum/Palin ticket. But, oh, I would make space accommodations for that!


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